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I don’t think I ever woke up today.

I think I am still asleep.

This is one boring ass dream.

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mynameiswillgraham:

How this scene should have gone.

    • #hannibal
    • #sassy hannibal
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gingerhaze:

this actually happened

    • #i just lol'd for real
    • #superman
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  • that one hannibal fan: i think hannibal is kinda misunder….
  • literally everyone else: HE EATS PEOPLE

Source: alliumnium

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    • #it is all people!
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WHO IS THE LONELY SPINSTER NOW, PICKLES?!
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WHO IS THE LONELY SPINSTER NOW, PICKLES?!

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    • #come at me pickle
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I’d like to be clear that even tho I am in my thirties, single, with a cat, and can’t open that damn jar of pickles with my puny, weak woman hands, I am, on the whole, fairly content with my life and wouldn’t change too many things about it.  

Maybe like one or two things.  Veronica Mars would never have been cancelled, for one. 

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I am a 33 year old single professsional lesbian and I fucking CANNOT GET THIS JAR OF PICKLES OPEN.

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    • #i have small hands and carpal tunnel syndrome ok!
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30 Things Turning 30 This Year | Mental Floss

I’m fucking older than chicken mcnuggets.

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