#400. THE INTERNET. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ON HERE. I THINK I JUST KILLED A MAN IN ZIMBABWE.

WHILE CHECKING MY CREDIT SCORE AND ORDERING A PET MONKEY. SHIT.

Reblogged from dearworldwtf

Now this is a Venn Diagram that really works for me.

Reblogged from venndiagrams

Metro Weekly nicely went ahead and transcribed the bullshit, so you don’t have to actually watch the video.

From some fool who says she is a doctor:

”The immediate action of passing the same-sex marriage bill, 18 40 82, is to normalize predominantly homosexual activity such as anal sex and require the promotion in the schools as a legal, normal activity and part of the sex education…. Who will protect the children? There are more HIV infections among young black men who have sex with men, aged 13-29, than among any other age group…. I am aware that students are terrified to be taken out of sex ed. They get on their knees and beg to their parents to be included. Because, to be outside is to be labeled the conservative. To go to the library while everyone else is in class having sex ed, means that you then —. When you refuse to go to sex ed, you then become the group that is discriminated against…. The anus was designed for exit, not entrance…. [Lesbian marriages] are not my argument.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

• Anal sex makes you a fag
• Going to sex ed means you will be a fag because you learn about anal sex
• Not going to sex ed makes you uncool cuz you won’t be a fag like all your friends.
• Lesbians are they ok cuz they don’t have anal sex.

I hope we’ve all learned some important lessons here.

Which one do I eat first?

Reblogged via fuckyeahbabies

Ok, listen up world.  Arranging books by color seems so cool and interesting until you need to find a specific book—and then you are screwed.

Oh, you’re gonna look up that Dostoevsky you bought ten years ago online?  Sure, go ahead.  There are 351 different covers for Crime and Punishment listed in Library Thing.  Have fun!

MELVILLE DEWEY IS AWESOME FOR A REASON.

Reblogged from justanotherlindsey (with apologies for the library science rage):

I want to live the rest of my life in this room!

Wait a minute …

Could I exchange the dog for a cat and add some chocolate and Dr. Pepper to that tray? Yes?

Perfect!