35 Completely Useless Facts You Need To Know Right Now

YOU GUYS YOU TOTALLY CANNOT HUM WHILE PINCHING YOUR NOSE SHUT.

I don’t have time to read anything on the Awl.

I don’t think I ever woke up today.

I think I am still asleep.

This is one boring ass dream.

mynameiswillgraham:

How this scene should have gone.

gingerhaze:

this actually happened

  • that one hannibal fan: i think hannibal is kinda misunder….
  • literally everyone else: HE EATS PEOPLE

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WHO IS THE LONELY SPINSTER NOW, PICKLES?!
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WHO IS THE LONELY SPINSTER NOW, PICKLES?!

I’d like to be clear that even tho I am in my thirties, single, with a cat, and can’t open that damn jar of pickles with my puny, weak woman hands, I am, on the whole, fairly content with my life and wouldn’t change too many things about it.  

Maybe like one or two things.  Veronica Mars would never have been cancelled, for one.