I don’t think I ever woke up today.
I think I am still asleep.
This is one boring ass dream.
How this scene should have gone.
this actually happened
- that one hannibal fan: i think hannibal is kinda misunder….
- literally everyone else: HE EATS PEOPLE
Source: alliumnium
WHO IS THE LONELY SPINSTER NOW, PICKLES?!
I’d like to be clear that even tho I am in my thirties, single, with a cat, and can’t open that damn jar of pickles with my puny, weak woman hands, I am, on the whole, fairly content with my life and wouldn’t change too many things about it.
Maybe like one or two things. Veronica Mars would never have been cancelled, for one.
I am a 33 year old single professsional lesbian and I fucking CANNOT GET THIS JAR OF PICKLES OPEN.
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I’m fucking older than chicken mcnuggets.
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