mfred likes the internet

gingerhaze:

this actually happened

I’d like to be clear that even tho I am in my thirties, single, with a cat, and can’t open that damn jar of pickles with my puny, weak woman hands, I am, on the whole, fairly content with my life and wouldn’t change too many things about it.  

Maybe like one or two things.  Veronica Mars would never have been cancelled, for one. 

I am a 33 year old single professsional lesbian and I fucking CANNOT GET THIS JAR OF PICKLES OPEN.

AKA my couch.  Where I will be watching tv.  In my jammies.  All weekend.

amandahess:

“In a sexual landscape ruled by male desires and insecurities, it’s safer to direct women’s sexual gaze at one another instead of back at men.”

— I wrote about Daniel Bergner’s What Do Women Want? and the cultural misdirection of female desire.

Mfred: The Continuing Adventures of a Grown Ass Grown Woman.

Is it just me or is every video and mp3 on the whole Internet set at max volume?  

Old cat lady complaining dot gif

amonsteraday:

lagertha-lodbrok:

Thursday Thursday Thursday!!!

Oh tumblr, how do I love thee..

madthoughts:

mfred:

I caught up with all my work email.  

But my feedly.. oh god.

You can some through easy on the desktop using J/K to move through items.

I’VE GOT TO J/K THRO 999+ THINGS!  THINK OF MY CARPAL TUNNELS MAN.

I caught up with all my work email.  

But my feedly.. oh god.