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June 2013

14 posts

gingerhaze:

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this actually happened

Jun 16, 20133,028 notes
#i just lol'd for real #superman #gingerhaze
  • that one hannibal fan: i think hannibal is kinda misunder….
  • literally everyone else: HE EATS PEOPLE
Jun 15, 20132,775 notes
#hannibal #it is all people!
Jun 13, 20139 notes
#thirties and loving it #come at me pickle

I’d like to be clear that even tho I am in my thirties, single, with a cat, and can’t open that damn jar of pickles with my puny, weak woman hands, I am, on the whole, fairly content with my life and wouldn’t change too many things about it.  

Maybe like one or two things.  Veronica Mars would never have been cancelled, for one. 

Jun 13, 201310 notes
#true story

I am a 33 year old single professsional lesbian and I fucking CANNOT GET THIS JAR OF PICKLES OPEN.

Jun 12, 20137 notes
#thirties and loving it #i have small hands and carpal tunnel syndrome ok!
30 Things Turning 30 This Year | Mental Floss → mentalfloss.com

I’m fucking older than chicken mcnuggets.

Jun 12, 20134 notes
#thirties and loving it
Jun 10, 20139 notes
#lsp #adventure time #u want these lumps
You're invited to a super secret, ultra fab pride event!

AKA my couch.  Where I will be watching tv.  In my jammies.  All weekend.

Jun 07, 20138 notes
#head cold plus rain plus blah
Jun 06, 20131,115 notes
#WHAAAAAAAAAAAT #burton and taylor #bbc america
I Had a Mysterious, Debilitating, Undiagnosable Illness | The Billfold → thebillfold.com

I had/have completely diagnosable, fairly well understood conditions, and I nodded and “amen!”-ed to every other line in this article.  

I can’t even begin to explain how difficult it has been to get my gastroenterologist to schedule a follow up with me after the testing we did OVER SIX WEEKS AGO.

Jun 06, 20132 notes
#gwu ph impedance test #true story #gerd

amandahess:

“In a sexual landscape ruled by male desires and insecurities, it’s safer to direct women’s sexual gaze at one another instead of back at men.”

— I wrote about Daniel Bergner’s What Do Women Want? and the cultural misdirection of female desire.

Jun 04, 201321 notes
#amanda hess #female sexuality #ps dont read the comments!
Jun 04, 201322 notes
#vin diesel #no further comment
I had my HVAC serviced!

Mfred: The Continuing Adventures of a Grown Ass Grown Woman.

Jun 03, 20133 notes
#thirties and loving it #true story
“HAAAANNNN” —Me, after Fast & Furious 6.
Jun 02, 201353 notes
#jason statham tho #sung kang

May 2013

44 posts

Is it just me or is every video and mp3 on the whole Internet set at max volume?  

Old cat lady complaining dot gif

May 31, 20135 notes
#get off my lawn
it's Thursday!

amonsteraday:

lagertha-lodbrok:

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Thursday Thursday Thursday!!!

Oh tumblr, how do I love thee..

May 30, 201333 notes
#hannibal and will sittin in a tree #k i s s i n g
May 29, 2013117 notes
#imagine how useful on metro

madthoughts:

mfred:

I caught up with all my work email.  

But my feedly.. oh god.

You can some through easy on the desktop using J/K to move through items.

I’VE GOT TO J/K THRO 999+ THINGS!  THINK OF MY CARPAL TUNNELS MAN.

May 29, 20136 notes
#madthoughts #rss

I caught up with all my work email.  

But my feedly.. oh god.

May 28, 20136 notes
#vacation from my vacation
May 28, 20135 notes
#my cat #true story
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