this actually happened
- that one hannibal fan: i think hannibal is kinda misunder….
- literally everyone else: HE EATS PEOPLE
I’d like to be clear that even tho I am in my thirties, single, with a cat, and can’t open that damn jar of pickles with my puny, weak woman hands, I am, on the whole, fairly content with my life and wouldn’t change too many things about it.
Maybe like one or two things. Veronica Mars would never have been cancelled, for one.
I am a 33 year old single professsional lesbian and I fucking CANNOT GET THIS JAR OF PICKLES OPEN.
AKA my couch. Where I will be watching tv. In my jammies. All weekend.
Mfred: The Continuing Adventures of a Grown Ass Grown Woman.
Is it just me or is every video and mp3 on the whole Internet set at max volume?
Old cat lady complaining dot gif
I caught up with all my work email.
But my feedly.. oh god.