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Link: Dana Perino So Glad We Never Had a Terrorist Attack on America During George W. Bush’s Presidency → wonkette.com

From Wonkette:

Dim-bulb Dana Perino was doing jello shots at a frat party in 2001, so it’s no great surprise she doesn’t remember the 9/11 attacks on America. And the producers of Fox News could give a shit what anybody says on the air, as long as the subtext is racism.

But still, an actual George W. Bush White House spokesperson saying, clearly, that there were no TERRORIST ATTACKS ON AMERICA during Bush’s presidency, and nobody bats an eye? Oh, Fox News, have you fallen out of love with September 11?

Click the link to watch the video— or the terrorists (who didn’t actually do anything) will WIN!!

Nov 30, 20095 notes
#politics #link
Nov 24, 2009
#twilight sucks
Nov 24, 2009
#comics
Nov 23, 2009
#cake
Nov 23, 2009
#johnny mnemonic #io9.com #braaaiiinns
Nov 21, 20099 notes
#cats #frosting #lazer eyes #wedding
Nov 21, 200957 notes
#tumblr #venn diagrams #reblog
New adult? Postadolescent? WTF?

Apparently, there is a new genre being built called “New Adult”.  For 20-26 year olds, with “more mature writing and ideas, but not full on adult stories.”

See (W)ords and (W)ardances - New Adult

Here’s another explanation:

But what about “postadolescent” fiction? That’s a bit harder to articulate. We, the “new adults”, have some perspective on our lives, but scope? We’re not old enough, we’re not experienced enough, we’re simply not grown-up enough. Our lives have immediacy, just as a teenager’s does, but we also possess the wisdom to understand that this immediacy cannot last for long. It’s a curious place in life and Dan and I feel that not enough fiction (or nonfiction) explore this nebulous time of life. The “quarter-life crisis”, if you will.

See Postadolescent or “New Adult” Fiction

As a devoted reader of genre and Young Adult fiction, I actually do not like the idea of this New Adult shizz.  It smells like marketing rubbish to me.  Trying to find a cash cow on both ends— authors who will write to it, readers who will buy those authors.

I like to think of Young Adult as a genre of its own.  Like other genres, some YA books crossover, some books are marketed to an audience that doesn’t suit or even surprises, and some people will always think YA automatically means not quite as good.  Creating a new genre is not gonna solve these typical genre problems.

Aside: How many “speculative fiction” aisles have you seen at the book store lately?

I feel like I’m going to turn the aisle at Borders and suddenly find a wall of graffiti fonts and Ed Hardy-esque logo ripoffs on every cover, with a big sign saying “New Adult”.  And all the books will be about vampires.

Nov 18, 20092 notes
#books #genres #young adult
Nov 17, 2009
#politics #wonkette
Riding the 64 downtown

Lately, I keep catching the same bus as the “Weeelllll,” guy.

When he talks to people, before he answers any question, he pauses. Takes a breath. And then, sighing, draws out a long “weeeelllllll,” followed by his reply.

No matter where I sit on the bus, I hear that “weeeeellllll.”

Once, he commented on how much he loves riding his bike around the city. Weeeelllllll, he’s been here, he’s been there, but he’s never been to Southeast because, weeeelllllll, he’s too scared.

Today, he climbed aboard wearing, I shit you not, an alpaca poncho. Exactly like those Peruvian flute players at the mall.

Weeeeellllll. Whatadouche, amirite?

Nov 16, 20091 note
#Washington dc #wmata #bus
Nov 13, 2009
#bookmarks #CNN
Nov 11, 20097 notes
#reblog #frosting #getting married
Nov 11, 200933 notes
#venn diagrams #reblog
happy birthday--in advance-- to me

io9.com says Kick-Ass will come out on my birthday next year.  If the movie lives up to this promo, I know exactly what I will be doing on April 16, 2010:


Kick-Ass


Trailer Park | MySpace Video

Nov 11, 20092 notes
#video #kick-ass
Link: Dear Heroes: I Want My Lesbians Back  → io9.com

To be honest, the only reason I “watch” (read a book while ladyfriend watches) Heroes is for the awesome episode recaps on i09.com:

Which brings me to the one point of light in my otherwise dreary TV existence. Claire’s lesbian subsubplot. Which ended in the lamest possible way this week. OK, I take that back. It could have been worse: Gretchen could have died, or Claire could have said, “I really love you but can’t have sex so even though I want to be your lovemuncher I am going to pull a Twilight on your ass.” Instead, we’re supposed to believe that the formerly brave and intrepid Gretchen has decided to drop out of college and go home just because of one teeny attack from the invisible girl. Seriously? She’s been total Scary Google Chick with Brave Lesbo Feelings up to now, but when the going gets weird she’s weirded out? I call shenanigans.

Nov 11, 2009
#link #heroes
Nov 10, 2009182 notes
#pig #reblog
Nov 10, 2009
#links #star trek #star wars
Dear World, WTF:

#400. THE INTERNET. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ON HERE. I THINK I JUST KILLED A MAN IN ZIMBABWE.

WHILE CHECKING MY CREDIT SCORE AND ORDERING A PET MONKEY. SHIT.

Reblogged from dearworldwtf

Nov 6, 200979 notes
#reblog
Nov 5, 200933 notes
#venn diagrams #reblog
Link - More ridiculous shizz from ridiculous people → metroweekly.com

Metro Weekly nicely went ahead and transcribed the bullshit, so you don’t have to actually watch the video.

From some fool who says she is a doctor:

”The immediate action of passing the same-sex marriage bill, 18 40 82, is to normalize predominantly homosexual activity such as anal sex and require the promotion in the schools as a legal, normal activity and part of the sex education…. Who will protect the children? There are more HIV infections among young black men who have sex with men, aged 13-29, than among any other age group…. I am aware that students are terrified to be taken out of sex ed. They get on their knees and beg to their parents to be included. Because, to be outside is to be labeled the conservative. To go to the library while everyone else is in class having sex ed, means that you then —. When you refuse to go to sex ed, you then become the group that is discriminated against…. The anus was designed for exit, not entrance…. [Lesbian marriages] are not my argument.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

  • Anal sex makes you a fag
  • Going to sex ed means you will be a fag because you learn about anal sex
  • Not going to sex ed makes you uncool cuz you won’t be a fag like all your friends.
  • Lesbians are they ok cuz they don’t have anal sex.

I hope we’ve all learned some important lessons here.

Nov 5, 20091 note
#link #washington dc #gay marriage
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