Metro Weekly nicely went ahead and transcribed the bullshit, so you don’t have to actually watch the video.

From some fool who says she is a doctor:

”The immediate action of passing the same-sex marriage bill, 18 40 82, is to normalize predominantly homosexual activity such as anal sex and require the promotion in the schools as a legal, normal activity and part of the sex education…. Who will protect the children? There are more HIV infections among young black men who have sex with men, aged 13-29, than among any other age group…. I am aware that students are terrified to be taken out of sex ed. They get on their knees and beg to their parents to be included. Because, to be outside is to be labeled the conservative. To go to the library while everyone else is in class having sex ed, means that you then —. When you refuse to go to sex ed, you then become the group that is discriminated against…. The anus was designed for exit, not entrance…. [Lesbian marriages] are not my argument.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

• Anal sex makes you a fag
• Going to sex ed means you will be a fag because you learn about anal sex
• Not going to sex ed makes you uncool cuz you won’t be a fag like all your friends.
• Lesbians are they ok cuz they don’t have anal sex.

I hope we’ve all learned some important lessons here.