madthoughts: scottfriday: daveholmes: Ugh. But I choose to look on the bright side: if I ever see Pat Robertson in person and decide to smack him in his big stupid mouth, I have an airtight defense.  dave holmes, ladies and gentlemen. Whoa. Like the vampires on Buffy? COOL! My face goes all bumpy when I see a hot lady.  And then my fangs pop out and I am like, “girrrl come over here so I can drink all your..” WAIT.  LET’S JUST STOP HERE.  LET’S NOT TAKE THIS ANY FURTHER.
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madthoughts:

scottfriday:

daveholmes:

Ugh. But I choose to look on the bright side: if I ever see Pat Robertson in person and decide to smack him in his big stupid mouth, I have an airtight defense. 

dave holmes, ladies and gentlemen.

Whoa. Like the vampires on Buffy? COOL!

My face goes all bumpy when I see a hot lady.  And then my fangs pop out and I am like, “girrrl come over here so I can drink all your..”

WAIT.  LET’S JUST STOP HERE.  LET’S NOT TAKE THIS ANY FURTHER.

Source: daveholmes

jpegartifacts:

The gay agenda:

  • wake up
  • pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
  • push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
  • have gay lunch
  • go for a gay walk in the gay park
  • go to gay work and make gay money
  • go gay shopping
  • buy gay things
  • have gay dinner
  • pray that America will be destroyed
  • watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
  • go to sleep
  • have gay dreams

(via champagnesunflowers)

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Finally, reader beware: no conclusions about real life should be drawn from all this storytelling. (I recently saw an essay that claimed, “In the nineteenth century, most lesbians were vampires.”)

Inseparable: Desire Between Women in Literature by Emma Donoghue (via fuckyeahlesbianliterature)

That’s because most oldey timey lesbians were vampires, GOD EMMA DONOGHUE.

Source: fuckyeahlesbianliterature

Faust has written an odd book that reads as both a tribute and a farcical take on the classic mystery pulps of yore. I can’t say it worked for me, but I think there is definitely a niche out there for interested readers. As a devoted fan of romance novels, I was surprised to find myself thinking the sex gratuitous and overly-explict. The first third of the book read like the filler plot in a porno and I was frustrated by the lack of a concrete story. The sex scenes were not there to develop characters or plot and so I found them more distracting then titillating.

Mfred Reviews Double-D Double Cross by Christa Faust « The Lesbrary

More lesbian fiction reviews from yours truly!  This time it’s a weird lesbian pulp private dick mystery novel.

Spoiler alert: I didn’t like it.  But you might!

Source: lesbrary.wordpress.com

(via lesbian, Phase 1 Phase 1 Dupont) Attention, Washington DC Lesbians:  Apex is now Phase 1.  Enjoy your $3 Absolut and Red Bulls.   I’ll be eating noodles on my couch and going to bed early, cuz I am hitting Ikea tomorrow.  LIKE A BOSS.
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(via lesbian, Phase 1 Phase 1 Dupont)

Attention, Washington DC Lesbians:  Apex is now Phase 1.  Enjoy your $3 Absolut and Red Bulls.  

I’ll be eating noodles on my couch and going to bed early, cuz I am hitting Ikea tomorrow.  LIKE A BOSS.

Source: phase1dc.com

Don’t we all wish?
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Don’t we all wish?

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Mosquita y Mari—the film about the tender love between two Chicana teenagers growing up in Huntington Park, one of the most vibrant immigrant Latino communities in Los Angeles—now has an official trailer.

The film will premiere at the Sundance Film Festival this Saturday. There are five screenings of the film and only one them has tickets available online—so get your tickets ASAP.

I’m really excited because at some point in the future, I will be able to watch this film.  Life is grand. 

(via thegreatpumpkin)

Source: colorlines.com

Good Lesbian Books: Lesbian Librarians in Books

Lesbrarian reading list.