It is not up the canal by any means! It’s not a portcullis halfway to the cervix! It’s not a barrier up the valley, a logjam obstructing the path of the river of love, a dam in the reservoir of passion. IT IS NOT INSIDE ANYTHING.
THE HYMEN IS EXTERNAL.
Smart Bitches does it again.
Source: smartbitchestrashybooks.com
President Obama approves this level of nerdy queerness.
