It’s Ka-ka-ka-ken, ca-ca-ca-coming to ka-ka-ka-kill me!
shit I say moments before Otto does, in A Fish Called Wanda
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Yes, exactly.  I almost went Liz Lemon on my own home because I couldn’t look at food porn for 1 minute (on my work laptop, when my own laptop was within reach).  

I’m glad you get me.

For about a minute, the nanny software at work blocked any URL with “recipe” in it and I seriously was gonna start flippin tables and hulk smashing everything.

Even tho I am working from home today.  And my home laptop is within reach.

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!!!

All you bitches get out of town.  I want the city to myself for once.

During lunch, I made a statement about having “a dim memory of that from my twenties.”

And then I stopped, frowned, and realized, holy shit.  That is entirely true.

I have dim memories of things from my twenties.

Because I am old(er).

I kinda sorta want to order a giant XXL pizza and then spend the rest of today eating it.

But I don’t want to interact with the delivery guy.

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Things I will never do in my life:

  • Go to Brooklyn for a Tumblr meetup.
  • Go to Brooklyn for a Tumblr meetup.
In some dimensions, we may now all be married to each other.
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In some dimensions, we may now all be married to each other.